I TELL YAH INVITATIONAL LEAGUE

SEASON SEVEN

WEEK 34

This week in the Premier League. Aston Villa beat Everton 2-1 away. Spurs destroyed Sheff Utd 4-0 at home. West Ham came from a goal down to beat Burnley 2-1 away, Man City beat Crystal Palace 2-0 away and are a win away from claiming the title. Arsenal beat Newcastle 2-0 away. In the West London derby, Chelsea beat Fulham at home by the same score. Brighton beat Leeds at home, also by the same score. West Brom drew 1-1 at home to Wolves and are now inches away from relegation. 10 man Southampton drew at home to Leicester and of course, Man Utd’s game at home to Liverpool was abandoned due to some common thugs, which I know messed up many fantasy teams this week.

In the ITYIFL, in a very low scoring week, there were no movers in the top ten, which suits perennial top ten man Danny Milton down the ground. He scored a weekly score of 38 points, to maintain a very decent 64 point lead at the top of the table and can now taste the title, although I am not speaking too soon or trying to jinx him (cough, remember last season). Anyway, his points was thanks to captain Kane (4) Son (12) Reguilon (6) James (6) and Iheanacho (5).

Lee Barratt remains in second, with a 37 point week, which was an excellent score considering he only had five players play this week. Although I’m sure he is not giving up hope, the game weeks are running out. His contributions came from captain Johnstone (14) Watkins (8) Calvert-Lewin (8) and Mount (6). Mr James scored 34 points to remain comfortable in third, this was due to captain Kane (4) Christensen (8) Martinelli (6) and Iheanacho (5).

The defending champ  Jeff Franklin remains in the Champions League places with a 33 point week. His contributions came from captain Kane (4) Coufal (7) Sanchez (6) and Iheanacho (5). Former champ ahm Charles Denton remains in fifth, with a weekly score of 38 points, thanks to captain Kane (4) Dunk (8) Ederson (7) Mount (6) and Iheanacho (5),

Another former champ, my youngest son Latrell Oscar in sixth, scored a very decent 48 point week. This was thanks to Son (12) Watkins (8) Digne (7) Martinelli and Iheanacho (5) with both his captain and vice captain not playing. Natalie Holder remains in seventh, following a weekly score of 37 points. This was due to captain Kane (4) Mendy (7) Reguilon (6) James (6) and Iheanacho (5).

In eighth is my middle son Jahsiah Tobierrie, with a weekly score of 33 points. This was due to captain Kane (4) Digne (7) Mount (6) Wood (6) and Iheanacho (5). April manager of the month Sanjay Beecher remains in ninth, closing the gap on eighth to just two points, due to a very decent 48 point week. This was thanks to captain Kane (4) Son (12) Dunk (8) Digne (7) Johnstone (7) and Iheanacho (5).

Nordin Gharib makes up the top ten with, given the circumstances, a superb weekly score of 61 points, which unsurprisingly makes him this weeks Highest Scorer. Doing the business was captain Kane (4) Bale (21) Son (12) Dunk (8) and Iheanacho (5). There was no Highest Mover awarded this week, as only three managers moved places and all three moved up just one place. Yours Truly, Pressure X and Delroy Preddie. 

Only four more games weeks to go, so make it count y’all.