I TELL YAH INVITATIONAL LEAGUE

SEASON TWELVE

WEEK 14

This midweek in the Premier League. Craven Cottage hosted a nine-goal thriller as Man City beat Fulham 5-4. Leeds shocked Chelsea 3-1 at home. Aston Villa beat Brighton 4-3 away in another thrilling game.

Arsenal eased past Brentford 2-0 to stay comfortable at the top of the table. Everton beat Bournemouth 1-0 away. Crystal Palace beat Burnley 1-0 away, and Notts Forest beat Wolves 1-0 away.

Spurs got a last-minute goal to draw 2-2 at Newcastle. Liverpool got a late goal to salvage a point, with a 1-1 draw at home to Sunderland. West Ham earned a 1-1 draw at Man Utd.

In the ITYFL, former champ (ahem) Charles Denton remains top, but has seen his lead cut considerably, following his 66 point weekly score with contributions from captain Haaland (28) Munoz (14) Calafiori (7) and Saka (6).

Storming up into second place, cutting the lead at the top to just eleven points, is my oldest son, under his alias Tommy Devito, with an excellent weekly score of 96 points, making him this week’s Highest Scorer with the highest score so far this season. Doing the business were captain Haaland (28) Foden (17) Guehi (14) Munoz (14) Neto (6) Sels (6) Semenyo (4), and Rice (3).

This week’s Highest Mover was Coach Simz, Simeon Edwards, who moved up three places from sixth to third, following a very decent 89 point week. Thanks to captain Haaland (28) Foden (17) Guehi (14) Reijnders (7) Saka (6) Woltemade (5), and Esteve (4).

Staying in a Champions League place is Owen Barnes with a decent 78 point weekly score, with contributions coming from captain Haaland (28) Guehi (14) Munez (14) Raya (6) Semenyo (4) Xhaka (4) and Rice (3).

My old football club mate Darren Michael stays in fifth due to his decent weekly score of 77 points, with captain Haaland (28) Foden (17) Munoz (14) Saka (6) and Semenyo (4). My long-time bredrin Francis Norville has moved up to sixth place, following a decent 71 point week and contributions from captain Haaland (28) Guehi (14) Calafiori (7) Saka (6) Woltamade (5) Semenyo (4), and Rice (3).

This sees Tommy Lee down several places into seventh, due to a disappointing weekly score of 45 points. His main contributions came from captain Kudus (14) Guehi (14) Bowen (5) Gibbs-White (3), and Rice (3). Two-time champ Jeff Franklin is up into joint eighth, with a 67 point week, following captain Haaland (28) Richards (9) Neto (6) Saka (6) Cash (4) Semenyo (4) and Dewsbury-Hall (3).

Yours Truly is also in joint eighth, I had a modest 60 point weekly score, due to captain Mbeumo (4) Haaland (14) Munoz (14) Doku (8) Calafiori (7) Rice (3) and Roefs (3). Moving up into a top ten place is my youngest son, Latrell Oscar, thanks to his decent weekly score of 70 points, with captain Haaland (28) Doku (8) Kudus (7) Burn (6) Raya (6) Semenyo (4) Virgil (4) and Rice (3).

It’s a quick turnaround to the weekend games, make it count y’all.