I TELL YAH INVITATIONAL LEAGUE

SEASON TEN

WEEK 24

This week in the Premier League, Arsenal destroyed West Ham 6-0 away. Man City eased past Everton 2-0 at home. Newcastle had to take the lead three times to beat Notts Forest 3-2 at home. Liverpool eased past Burnley 3-1 at home.

Spurs needed another stoppage-time goal to beat Brighton 2-1 at home. Man Utd got a late goal to win 2-1 at Aston Villa. Chelsea came back from a goal down, to score two late goals to beat Crystal Palace 3-1 away. Sheff Utd got a much-needed win as they beat Luton 3-1 away. Fulham beat Bournemouth 3-1 at home, and Brentford beat Wolves 2-0 away.

In the ITYFL, Sanjay Beecher, flying the flag for the USA & Jamaica, remains top despite, given the circumstances, his modest 54 point weekly score. Due to captain Jota (14) Haaland (13) Palmer (10), and Solanke (4).

Owen Barnes closes the distance in second to just eight points. He had a 59 point week with contributions from captain De Bruyne (8) Saka (15) Saliba (12) Palmer (10), and Alexander-Arnold (4).

Storming up four places from 7th to 3rd is this week’s Highest Mover, my middle son Jahsiah Tobierrie, thanks to a superb bench boost weekly score of 96 points, making him this week’s Highest Scorer and the third highest score this season. Doing the business was captain Haaland (26) Saka (15) Saliba (12) Palmer (10) Jota (7) Alexander-Arnold (4), and Solanke (4).

Up into fourth is former champ, champ Danny Milton, with a very decent 79 point week. Thanks to captain Haaland (26) Saka (15) Palmer (10) Jota (7) Morris (5) Alexander-Arnold (4), and Trippier (4).

This sees my oldest son, under his alias Tommy Devito, move down to fifth following his modest weekly score of 53 points. Due to Saka (15) Saliba (12) Alexander-Arnold (4) De Bruyne (4) Solanke (4) and Trippier (4). My coaching partner Francis Norville moves down to sixth place due to his 58 point weekly score. Following captain De Bruyne (8) Saka (15) Saliba (12) Palmer (10), and Solanke (4).

The defending double champ Jeff Franklin also moves down to seventh. Despite his decent 74 point week. With contributions from captain Haaland (26) Gabriel (12) Palmer (10) Jota (7) Onana (4), and Solanke (4). My blood brother Wayne Watson moves up to eighth due to his excellent 85 point weekly score, the joint tenth-highest this season. Thanks to captain Haaland (26) Saka (15) Saliba (12) Douglas Luis (10) Palmer (10), and Pinnock (6).

This sees former champ, ahem Charles Denton, move down to ninth, following his weekly score of 67 points, due to Saka (15) Haaland (13) Ake (11) Palmer (10) and Solanke (4). Moving down but making up the top ten is my oldest nephew, Tyrell Miles-Brown, following his 68 point week. With captain De Bruyne (8) Saka (15) Haaland (13) Gabriel (12) Ederson (7) Morris (5) and Alexander-Arnold (4).

Full steam ahead to week 25, make it count y’all.